Aye, what's to say that hasn't already been said about the famous Captain Blackwater Wallis. I've sailed around this world a hundred times, seen all there is to see, and I have pillaged all the gold and treasures I can find. So now I have released my crew to a new captain and found me a nice quiet island I call home. I spend my time drinking rum and admiring my loot. Crochet is something I stumbled apon and taught myself over the years, no one knows about it so if you tell anyone I'll slice ya from ear to ear, neck to....
